OK...OK...OK! My secret is out thanks to someone who shall remain nameless, but I call her Heather. The truth is...I love my doctor (surgeon.) His name is Doctor Harrison. My heart flutters every time I see him. My life is in his hands, literally, so I feel we are soul mates. When I am in the waiting room and I see other women smile at him and talk about how much they like him I want to tell them, "he is mine!" I will just let these old skanks have there fantasies. I do not know if he is married but I am sure he would leave her if I asked him to, but for now I must be satisfied just to have him take care of my incision...Hhmmmmmm... woops, I find myself drifting off to another dimension alot lately. My love has the most adorable hump forming on the right side of his back...("what hump"). Some like tight abs and gluts on a man. For me this doctors "hump" melts my butter. He is everything a woman could want.
OK now you all know my secret. I am glad I do not have to hide my feelings anymore. I feel I need to rest now so I am going to take some more Pain Pills and drift back to dream land and dream about the HUMP.
LOL
5 comments:
He did seem like a very nice man.
Haaaaaaaa haaaaa that is classic. At least the truth is out, lol! Glad you finally admitted to it.
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LOL . . . you gotta love your doctor! :D Take care
Pleasant dreams!
Valerie, I have always enjoyed your sense of humor, throughout all our childhood years and more! It really is a reserve of strength that you have. You make me laugh! I am so glad to hear that you are improving and doing well! Love you!
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